I am increasingly concerned with his inability to face reality
October 29, 2007Me: Do my boobs look like they’ve gotten even bigger?
Him: No. They look like they’ve changed shape a little, maybe.
Me: You mean they’re saggier.
Him: No. Just…lower.
Me: I’ll never have my old boobs back. They are gone forever. I’ll miss them.
Him: I don’t know why you keep saying that. They’ll come right back afterwards.
Me: *blinkblinkblink*
Him: What?
October 29, 2007 at 8:59 pm
Now - How are you supposed to have it both ways? No wonder the dearheart is not on speaking terms with reality: Look at my boobs - Don’t look at my boobs - Look at my boobs - Don’t look at my boobs.
What’s a poor boob man to do!?!?!
;-)
October 30, 2007 at 3:16 pm
Being blessed with only a modest chest all my life, I’m now in mortal fear that after breastfeeding my boobs will deflate to little peach-colored pancakes. Ick!
I’m not much of a fan of plastic surgery, but that may persuade me to go under the knife.